Author Archives: Madman

Patient # 24, Diego continues to distribute the plague in the New Jersey/Pennsylvania environs. He seems to be a particularly virulent ZTB. We were saddened to learn that Patient # 23, Quincy has visited Brigham City’s water department in Utah. … Continue reading →

New Jersey has now been infected, by Patient # 24, Diego, who travelled there from Alberta Canada. How is this happening?!? There was also an outbreak at the Maryland Geocaching Society event in Southern Maryland, at which 5 new never … Continue reading →

The plague is in thirty states now. Louisiana, Indiana, Texas, and Georgia are now infected. It is slowly spreading in Germany, with two new states affected. Rumor has it there is another ZTB headed for Spain, as if Andalucia has … Continue reading →

Sadly, we’ve been unable to update the status here for some time. Surely you know why. The plague spreads, and conditions worsen. We had to re-locate ZTB Tracking HQ twice in the last 6 weeks. We lost 45% of our … Continue reading →

Word has it that Ulrcih has broken out of lock up near Karlsbad and is headed for Hamburg. We’re anxious to see if the plague spreads further in Germany.

Word has it that Boris broke incarceration and is once again wandering in Colorado.

Quincy seems to have been quite active in the area north of Salt Lake City of late.

Mai continues to wander in the Rockville area, and was most recently seen near Gaithersburg, Maryland.

Bernard seems to be headed back towards his place of origin, and has been spotted near Charlottesville.

Two new ZTBs have been seen near Oklahoma City, Patient #31 Gupta, and Patient #32, Fabian. It seems the midwestern outbreak is expanding!